Get-What-You-Get Tattoos

Perfect for:

  • the indecisive

  • the impulsive

  • the adventurous

  • the difficult-to-find-gifts-for

  • the desperately-needs-a-tattoo-right-this-second

Let random chance decide your next tattoo.

A photo of the get what you get gumball machine. It is filled with brightly colored capsules containing folded up pieces of paper. The glass is decorated with stickers of some tattoo designs.

  • This is a fun way of embracing chance and getting a new tattoo at a price significantly lower than my hourly rate.

    You'll schedule an appointment to come into the shop and insert a little wooden token into a gumball machine, which will dispense a random capsule. Folded up inside will be a random tattoo design — your tattoo design! We turn it into a stencil, put it in place, and get it tattooed!

  • These tattoos are roughly palm-sized and the themes vary quite a bit. They were designed to be color tattoos, but can be done in just black ink if you prefer.

    The designs included are in my personal art style, involving a wide range of subjects — there’s stuff that’s weird, pretty, glitchy, creepy, trippy, cute, fun, spooky… You can also check out my instagram @agenderblob to get an idea of my art style. And don't worry — I didn't include any designs that would largely be considered offensive or inappropriate (so, no dongs. Sorry if that's what you were hoping for.)

  • These designs are ones that fans of my art and tattoos will pretty much all enjoy. I want you to be excited about whatever it is you get, so rest assured that there’s nothing in there that would feel punishing to get tattooed. The token is paid for before you spin and is non-refundable — so if you’re not a big fan of my work or if you’re particularly picky about the tattoos you get, this experience might not be for you.

    That said, if you really don’t like the design you got, you can pay an additional $20 in the shop to roll again.

  • Heck yes, you can! I even have machine tokens available in cute little gift envelopes (see photos below). You can buy them in-person at the shop, or online at this page. I’ll even mail it directly to you or your giftee!

  • You can schedule your GWYG tattoo here. If you were gifted a GWYG token, please make sure to bring it with you to your appointment!

A hand holding up four colorful envelopes. They each say "You look like you're due for some new ink." in various font styles.
The inside of a gift card envelope. An engraved wooden token is enclosed along with text explaining the get-what-you-get process.